Frequently Asked Questions

If you can't find it here, try posting an article...of course you need to be signed into your account first...

Is this for real?

What, you mean a website that calls users assholes and encourages them to be the best asshole they can be? Yes, it's for real.

What's it for?

It's a community article repository (or perhaps for some, suppository) that let's you anonymously get things off your chest, provide some insite to the people around you and a way to blow off steam and make others laugh.

Why do you use the word asshole so much?

Because we're assholes.

I suppose I walked into that...

You did, asshole, but we won't hold it against you. The real reason is because we wanted to convey exactly what kind of articles we're interested in reading - we wanna hear the horror stories, rants and crazy thoughts that we ALL have to deal with every day...

Who can post articles?

Anyone can be an asshole. Ya, ANYONE.

What are subscriptions?

Should you come across an asshole you really like reading, you can subscribe and each time you login, you'll see their latest articles in your account page.

What's up with the ratings?

When you read an article, you have the option to rate it for quality and content. Higher rated articles get moved up, lower rated articles move down. This isn't a new concept you asshole. If you read it, rate it!

Is there anything I can't post?

X-Rated materials, Racial Hate Crimes, Software Piracy and anything else you read in those lengthy End User Agreements out there. Remember, there's a different between being an asshole and being a dick. Don't be a dick.